"I am one who believes that one of the greatest dangers of advertising is not that of misleading people, but that of boring them to death."
I had to forgo last night's Super Bowl partay, in order to catch a very early morning flight to George Town, Grand Cayman this morning. In my book, a speech on a cruise ship in February beats late night binging on chili and nachos. But that's just me. ;)
Any way, since I was going to be home watching the game and it was going to be quiet enough to hear myself think, I thought I'd blog it in real-time. You can check out my reactions, feelings and thoughts below.
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THE PREGAME SHOW
5:15 PM
Here . . . we . . . go! I've got my Vaio, a few subs from Giovanni's, and . . . I'm already bored to tears with the pregame coverage. C'mon. Let's get it on! And if you could care less who wins, here's some incentive: If you're heavily invested in the stock market, root for da' Bears. According to the "Super Bowl Indicator," a Super Bowl win for a team from the old AFL (AFC division) foretells a decline in the stock market for the coming year, and a win for a team from the old NFL (NFC division) means the stock market will be up for the year. Coincidence? Probably. But this indicator has been surprisingly accurate (around 85% correct) over the years.
5:19 PM
Another ad with Peyton Manning? You have got to be kidding me. Watch what happens to those advertising "halo effects" when the Colts lose tonight. ;)
5:48 PM
Cirque du Soleil are awesome, as always. Their lithe bodies and acrobatic skills compel me to get off of the couch and return my chips to the cupboard. Not!
6:03 PM
Kick-off show! What the hell were those other shows? Oh . . . that's right . . . the Pre-Kick-off shows! Talk about overkill.
Kay Jewelers advertising during the Super Bowl? Wow. They certainly don't understand "context," do they? It reminds me of an episode of Law & Order that featured a horrible birth defect called Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. I was absolutely stunned to see a commercial for Jack Daniels during that show!
6:15 PM
Ford continues to waste money on advertising. And they don't even know what they're advertising. The ads keep telling me that it's "coming soon." Hey Ford, save your money and just tell me when you have it.
6:17 PM
I don't know. Billy Joel pop singing our national anthem just doesn't do it for me. It sort of epitomizes the U.S.'s aging decline. I think CBS blew it by not signing Dreamgirls co-star, and American Idol castoff, Jennifer Hudson. An underdog in 2004 rising to the occasion and belting out an emotional rendition of a song written for an underdog in 1812. Hey, no one asked me.
6:23 PM
Coin toss. 'Nough said. Although there was a lot of money won and lost in Vegas on that toss.
6:24 PM
Another commercial for Ford's Super Duty Pickup. Okay, NOW we know why they advertised it: It's built better. They would have done better to keep it a secret.
6:28 PM
Finally, the kick-off. And . . . Hes . . . ter . . .goes . . . all . . . the . . . way! Wow! Unexpected and, thus, engaging and memorable.
6:34 PM
Budweiser's rock, paper, scissors college humor ad. Doritos' $12 consumer-created love at first sight story. Blockbuster's mouse abuse tale. Sierra Mist's beard comb-over and karate weirdness. All typical for Super Bowl ads and, thus, a waste of a lot of money.
6:48 PM
7 - 6 Bears. And off to a Toyota Tundra commercial that I was sure was another Ford ad. I swear it was the same voice-over. Not good. But the Bud wedding auctioneer bit was a gas. Although I feel like I've seen it before. And what was with FedEx's spacecapade?
6:52 PM
Snickers accidental kiss was hilarious. Does it make me want to buy a Snickers bar? I think not. But perhaps I don't really know why I buy what I buy.
7:16 PM
GoDaddy . . . everybody wants to work in marketing. Not if you work for Wal-Mart. Right Julie?
7:32 PM
Carlos Mencia's somewhat racist humor. Down and out on his luck dog gets mud spots and the bitch. Garmin's Power Ranger inspired ad (what were they thinking). Chevy's guys stripping in the street disaster. Bud's slap fest. I've had it! Sorry, but this is a waste of my time and energy; not to mention advertisers' time, money and film. Although I'm pretty sure that the advertising-industrial complex is lovin' it.
P.S. Well, if I'm going to make it through the entire second half, I'm going to need something sweet to pick me up a bit. Ahhh . . . perhaps a Snickers bar?
P.S.S. Call me a sentimental fool, but I did like Coke's anti-Super Bowl ad formula approach; celebrate life, quirky joie de vivre, go after a warm smile not a raucous laugh. Kudos Coke!