"In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant 'Irish people.'"
In the true spirit of renewal that is Saint Patrick's Day, I implore you to get out of your office and sing and dance! You're alive! Be alive!
Here are a few traditional Irish blessings to bring along with you, along with some useless trivia:
* Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter; Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. Poems and songs with pipes and drums; A thousand welcomes when anyone comes.
* May St. Patrick guard you wherever you go and guide you in whatever you do - and may his loving protection be a blessing to you always.
* May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back, May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields and, Until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of His hand.
* Irish coffee is a beverage made with hot, sweetened coffee and Irish whiskey (made from barley), topped with whipped cream. Alternate versions contain Irish Cream or other forms of alcohol.
* Ireland was more of a scheduled destination than an "accident" for Douglas "Wrong Way" Corrigan. After the Department of Commerce refused him permission to fly across the Atlantic due to the poor condition of his second-hand, single-engine Curtiss, he took matters into his own hand. He left New York in 1938 with a full fuel tank, claiming his destination was California. He "mistakenly" headed east, and 29 hours later, landed outside of Dublin. He returned to America a hero.
* The national anthem of the Confederate States of America was based on an Irish tune. No, it wasn't "Dixie," but rather "The Bonnie Blue Flag." The words were written by Harry McCarthy (later revised by Annie Chambers-Ketchum) and put to the music of "The Irish Jaunting Cart."
* Irish moss isn't a moss at all, but a red alga plant. Also called carrageen after a village in southeast Ireland, the edible seaweed is the source of a gelatinous substance used for various commercial and industrial purposes.
* The upcoming Easter holiday is of particular importance to the Irish. On Easter Monday, April 18, 1949, the country officially became the sovereign state known as the Republic of Ireland.
* Two of Ireland's most famous 20th century writers are also two of the most difficult for readers to interpret; Samuel Beckett and James Joyce. Try to tackle "Finnegans Wake" as a before-bed read and see what we mean.
* Experts believe that the Irish Setter developed from a mix that included the English and Gordon Setters as well as the Irish Water Spaniel, Irish Terrier, and Pointer. The three types of Setters (English, Gordon and Irish) aren't divisions of the same breed, but are each considered distinct breeds. The first "solid red" Irish Setters were bred in the early 19th century. In 2004, the Irish was the highest-ranking Setter on the AKC registration list at #64.